Nintendo has always been a master of marketing; there's no doubt that the folks there always know their target audience, even if it is a strange, zombie-like creature-mother of two severely mentally handicapped children. What is it that so enraptures her attention that she focuses, with a look of extreme euphoria, on a spot on the wall several inches above the T.V.? Perhaps she's spied a possible victim for her face-eating schemes. Sadly, we'll probably never know.

This poor child. His brain-eating zombie mother has her flesh-rending claws on his brother, and he's sitting there, thinking he's playing a 2-player game. Actually, though, we don't know which of the brothers is playing - if it's not him, however, he seems awfully gleeful about his brother leaping to his death. Cold-hearted bastard.

I know that Nintendo makes an action-packed, highly advanced system - but one that doesn't even need to be turned on in order to challenge the abilities of everyone in my family? Now that's entertainment.

Not only does the NES come equipped with its own magical power source, but it has an infared port allowing you to play games that aren't even in the system!

I'll admit, I'm not the best at Nintendo games. I die frequently, and, more often than not, a naughty word escapes my lips. However, this family seems to think that watching Mario bravely leap into a pit to avoid a couple of mushrooms is akin to winning the lottery.

I think that sounds a bit naughty, myself. it looks like this family could use a bit of that action, since the sight one of their family members plunging into a hole nearly sends them into an orgasmic frenzy.

EVERYONE in the family? Fetuses? Deceased Grandmothers? This Nintendo Action set packs more action than I'd previously thought!

"Ages 8 to adult" - So Nintendo is telling me that 2nd graders are not mature enough to handle the tasks of ingesting magic mushrooms that infuse one with supernatural power? Wait, I guess they're right on that one.