I'm 32 years old. I suppose I shouldn't still enjoy the "juvenile exploits" afforded me by my video games, and yet, day by day, my fascination and enjoyment grows. What greater mirth, than to name a heroic game character something juvenile? What jovility, that eclipses the simple act of naming a brave knight 'Penis'? Here are a few screenshots from various games where I've used inappropriate names. Thrill, as you imagine saving the world whilst named 'Ass'.
The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons


(What is Nintendo teaching our children?)




