Snapshots of the Games we play

I'm 32 years old. I suppose I shouldn't still enjoy the "juvenile exploits" afforded me by my video games, and yet, day by day, my fascination and enjoyment grows. What greater mirth, than to name a heroic game character something juvenile? What jovility, that eclipses the simple act of naming a brave knight 'Penis'? Here are a few screenshots from various games where I've used inappropriate names. Thrill, as you imagine saving the world whilst named 'Ass'.

The Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Seasons

     

     

Dragon Warrior III (Gameboy Color)

Metroid Fusion

(What is Nintendo teaching our children?)

Chrono Cross

Dragon Quest VI