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Kickmaster
To see the entire ad, just click on the picture above - it's so fantastic that it's too big to fit on this page. There are lot of issues with this ad, most of which you can easily determine for yourself. However, there are a couple of points that deserve a bit of examination:
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Turd Castle. It's not really a mystery why Belzed is so pissed off - you would be too if you lived on a castle built on a giant floating turd. That would sour anyone's outlook on life. |
| It appears he is the master... of kicking himself in the crotch! This is one seriously tough dude! I suppose that if someone told me I had to infiltrate turd castle, I might decide to just kick myself in the crotch and get it over with too. |  |
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CAN I GET RAD? You just saw me kick myself in the crotch, and you wonder if I can get rad? Show me the way to turd castle, dude! |